How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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