Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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