Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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