last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Are we still banned from the library?
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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