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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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