Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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