D3 body, D1 cock
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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