Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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