I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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