Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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