Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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