I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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