I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
