if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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