just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
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I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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