you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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