my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
