On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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