So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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