Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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