Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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