I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
