So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
