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If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i think i have herpe
just one?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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