Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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