you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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