they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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