i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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