About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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