at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
