I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
just come out here and I will go home with you...
North Korea, Best Korea!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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