I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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