Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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