Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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