is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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