If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
