Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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