Do vagina's smell?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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