I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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