We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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