I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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