Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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