Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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