im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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