That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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