I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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