This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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