You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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