I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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