Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
