Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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