normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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