He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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